Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Caffeine. And Other Office Catastrophes.

Word to the wise.

Caffeine when you're physically exhausted is fine. Caffeine when you're mentally beat-down, though...not so much.

See, when you're sitting around with a 60-word MLM account, caffeine's a killer. Why? Because the crash...man, it's horrifying.

So, I was sitting here looking over what was left of the content I was writing. The more I wrote, the worse I felt. It got to the point where it felt like someone stuffed my head with 30 lbs. of packing peanuts. I could barely keep concentration, and I only had around 2,000 more words to go.

In my genius, I decided that coffee sounded really good then.

Big mistake.

Brief history lesson on Sam: Caffeine metabolizes through his system inhumanly fast.

So I was up...

...and five minutes later, it was a lead weight in the skull.

Thankfully, I still finished the content despite. I have to remind myself to never, ever do that again...

On a side note, Darrell ate a pine cone and survived. We're keeping him under observation currently. More as it develops...

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